This is a highly acclaimed, hilarious, autobiographical one-man show performed by a veteran of stage, screen and television.  Dennis Coard takes us on his life’s journey: his birth, primary school days in Ireland, leaving a bitterly cold Ireland by ship in December 1963, and disembarking six weeks later into an Australian heatwave in January 1964. 

The Glenelg migrant hostel, the sunstroke, the fitting in at high school in Adelaide, 20 years with Outback Telecom/Telstra before throwing away a perfectly good career in telecommunications to become a full-time drama student at 35. 
Graduation from the Victorian College of Arts and then 40 years working on stage, screen and television both here in Australia and overseas. 

And all this with Dennis’ unconditional guarantee – if you don’t laugh, you get your money back!