Lovely Lady Lump by Lana Schwarcz

“Let me start by telling you I’m ok. I’m just in a small situation involving a pesky cancer tumour in
my left nork, but I’m not dying and I’m the luckiest person in the entire world.”


Jokes, truths, and one or two poignant bits from acclaimed Melbourne comic, Lana Schwarcz, who
survived breast cancer. Everyone hates cancer. Good. Let’s hate it together with gags, animated
projections, and some characters you might meet along the way. Hilarious, poignant and frank, this
is a must see from anyone who has ever found themselves lying awake at night worrying about
cancer. Lovely Lady Lump reminds us of our ability to take the power back from our fears if we just
laugh at them… Or at least with them.

“Uproariously funny, devastating and heartfelt.” The Residents NZ

“This is an hilariously honest hour about cancer.” Sometimes Melbourne

This project is supported by Creative Victoira.

Because we all hate cancer.

3rd Oct 2017 to 27th Oct 2017

Lana Schwarcz
Duration: approx 65 minutes no interval
Artform: Comedy
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Date Venue Location More info
3rd Oct 2017 The Cube 118 Hovell Street, Wodonga, 3689
4th Oct 2017 Riverlinks WestSide Echuca Rd, Shepparton, 3629
6th Oct 2017 Lighthouse Theatre 185 Timor Street, Warrnambool, 3280
7th Oct 2017 Ararat Community Spaces in 2017 Barkly Street, Ararat, 3377
18th Oct 2017 The Capital Theatre 50 View St, Bendigo, 3550
21st Oct 2017 The Bowery Theatre 309C Main Rd, St Albans, 3021
24th Oct 2017 Forge Theatre and Arts Hub 80 McKean St, Bairnsdale, 3875
25th Oct 2017 Latrobe Performing Arts Centre Cnr Breed and Grey Streets, Traralgon, 3844
26th Oct 2017 Stratford Courthouse 66 Princes Highway, Stratford, 3862
27th Oct 2017 Williamstown Town Hall 104 Ferguson St, Williamstown, 3016